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Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention.
This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity.
" Date of Recovery: 09-03-████ Location of Recovery: Wichita, Kansas, USA Current Status: In storage at Site 19's vintage weapons depository.
Notes: Perfectly serviceable and well-maintained aside from the anomaly.
Item Description: A .500 ███ ██████ sidearm that discharges all loaded cartridges as if they were blanks.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████████, ████ Current Status: In storage.
Date of Recovery: █-██-19██ Location of Recovery: Hackensack, New Jersey Current Status: In storage.
When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!
Any liquid drunk from glass reported to taste like P████ brand cola.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Site-19 Current Status: Destroyed after being dropped by canteen worker █████ ███████.
Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██ Current Status: Shattered in bizarre acapella accident. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1998 Location of Recovery: ████████, Illinois Current Status: In storage.