Women and dry humping and dating a mathematical explanation of carbon dating and half life

If your girl is pre-menopause and dryer than Southern California, that’s on you, my friend.

It takes more for women to get aroused than just wanting you, regardless of their age. ’ I get that they want my consent, in case they want to try something raunchier.

Otherwise, “Cum for me,” just sounds like shorthand for, “Just do it, already.” Rude! She wants to climax, and it’s not to make you feel better. Further, if you’re lucky enough to be with a woman who communicates her needs (and extra points if you asked her), for the love of God, LISTEN.

“My least favorite thing men do sexually is to talk a big game before we sleep together... I’m totally cool with guys of different sexual ability, but the worst thing you can do is over-promise and under-deliver.” - Corrine, 29 Empty promises are an alarming trend in human male behavior.

Women have adapted to this evolution by lowering their expectations.

But if you’re going to try and win her over with your comedic sensibilities, only bring crowd favorites, not some weird experimental shit you saw at an improv show.

Never crack a joke that will make her feel any less desirable, or like you’re not at least taking the sex she’s allowing you to have with her seriously.